For the record I can't stand shows like Maury and Jerry Springer, but having watched some episodes in my days of unemployment I have learned a few valuable lessons...
If a hick is pregnant, the baby belongs to someone other than her partner.
If a black guy looks innocent, he's guilty.
If a white guy looks guilty, he's innocent.
If you look like the back end of a horse, you will have had several abusive relationships.
If your wife looks like the front end of a horse, you are in an abusive relationship.
If your best friend and your partner are both ugly, they are sleeping with each other.
If your best friend is ugly and your partner is attractive, and they're sleeping together, you're pregnant.
If you wear big hoop earrings, your partner is cheating.
If you're on Jerry Springer, you're probably a hick.
If you're on Maury, you're probably a minority.
If you're on Dr. Phil, you're white and can't afford a real psychologist.
If you're waiting for any of these shows, don't do anything with the obvious hot decoy they send into the green room before the show. It's a trap!
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